Got an Email today from Dewitt Colvin (stocknews@trade.gus.elcom.ru) [googled both and they are fake of course] with the subject: abundantly clear2, the email reads:
“applications. You Patterns–the lessons or on the real relationship matter–why
to use them, so you look to Design design problems be wrong (and what
Facade, Proxy, and Factory challenging. Something them to work immediately. You
want to learn about the next time you’re
of patterns with others You’ll easily counter with your used in the Java API (and
too short) to spend Best of all, in a way that won’t or on the real relationship
you have. You know your time on…something
when he casually mentions Java’s built-in pattern advantage be wrong (and what
of patterns with others You’ll easily counter with your to do instead). You want
format designed for the way his stunningly clever use of Command, better at solving
software be wrong (and what when to use them, how format designed for the way
that you can hold your
more complex. the same software
words, in real world
to use them (and when will load patterns into your your time on…something you
don’t want to you get to take
words, in real world “secret language”
Head First book, you know
of Design Patterns so Head First Design Patterns at speaking the language to do
instead). You want Head First book, you know
Singleton isn’t as simple as it You’ll easily counter with your
better at solving software
look “in the wild”.
Design Patterns, you’ll avoid about inheritance might
you get to take neurobiology, cognitive Patterns–the lessons Head First Design
Patterns But you don’t just
to do instead). You want Something more fun. Singleton isn’t as simple as it
Facade, Proxy, and Factory Head First book, you know your time on…something Head
First book, you know is so often misunderstood, that you can hold your his
stunningly clever use of Command,
alone. At any given moment, In their native and experience of others,
and Adapter. With Head First
a book, you want more complex.
more complex.
or on the real relationship of the best practices Something more fun. be wrong
(and what design problems
design problems, and better neurobiology, cognitive the patterns that in between
sips of a martini.
Decorator is something from Head First book, you know your boss told you else.
Something more You’ll easily counter with your
also want to learn format designed for the way
up a creek without the patterns that and why everything the latest research in
Facade, Proxy, and Factory
want to see how look “in the wild”. real OO design principles
support in your own code. to use them (and when to learn how those neurobiology,
cognitive to learn how those to do instead). You want
your boss told you your brain works. Using
used in the Java API
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This piece of writing has intrigued me and I don’t know why. Perhaps because it is something that one of the five Jpodders from Couplands new novel could have written one late night after sipping to much Martini or drinking Cowboys home made coca cola with a twist of Kam Fong’s magic powder. I do think that the last line “in between sips of Martini” intrigues me, being very fond of Martini, but probably more because of the subject that this sentence articulates: the author as someone who drinks Martini while writing code, along with the circulatory status of the sentences, that for nonprogrammers makes it resemble code. And - OK I’ll stop now before this post resembles the email.
